I've always wanted to be an Olsen Twin

Well, the Olsen twins are now officially legal, thus taking away some of the charm that is statutory rape. They are so rich I actually experience physical pain thinking about it. I wonder if they had a Hilton style celebration- a 4 city birthday tour. Does this mean more drunken pics of the gruesome twosome are going to surface? If I was their friend, I would sell pictures of them to all the major magazines and then be like "no Mary Kate, I don't know how they got that picture of you and Ashley making out." I'd play it so coy. Then I'd buy shoes with the money. And candy.
R.